drahcir yarrum

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  U.S. vs. UK pubs

  by larc in

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  i have this steriotype in my mind regarding uk pubs.

  i see them as friendly places where people in the neighborhood congregate for friendly visits.

  englishman's comments seem to fit that description.

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  drahcir yarrum

  You forgot "titty bars".

  "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son." Dean Vernon Wormer, Faber College
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  The mormons vs the jw?

  by Nicolas in

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  i saw a report on tv about the church of jesus chrisht of latter day saint and they have a lot in common with the jw.

  they go from door to door and as the jw, they believe that they are here to save the world.

  do you think that this church will become more popular while the watchtower is losing his popularity?

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  Mormons believe it's desirable to make lots of money and be financially successful. JW's believe you should scrimp for a living and be dependent on others who have some money.

  Mormons believe that divorce is acceptable in this life, since in the next one you don't want to be stuck with someone incompatable. JW's believe you should stay married to the same person even if they slap you around a little. Unless of course they have screwed someone else.

  Salt Lake City is prettier than Brooklyn, N.Y.

  Mormons are strange people and JW's are strange people.

  "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son." Dean Vernon Wormer, Faber College
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  What qualities do men look for in a woman?

  by WildHorses in

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  i was just wondering.

  so, what do you look for in a woman?.

  lilacs.

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  I need to start reading the topics more carefully. What qualities to MEN look for in a WOMAN?

  Large breasts and a pulse.

  "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son." Dean Vernon Wormer, Faber College
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  Will you go to the memorial

  by freeborg in

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  i have never missed a memorial in 20 years of being a jw, but this year will be the first one i miss because i refuse to set foot in any kingdom hall.

  i was wondering how many that post here will attend the memorial and if so why?.

  do you feel pressured into going by family or friends?.

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  drahcir yarrum

  How shall I phrase this? Hmmmm. . .

  I wouldn't go to Memorial at the Kingdom Hall if you threatened to jam a sharp burning stick in my eye.

  I wouldn't go to the Kingdom Hall if they were going to annouce Fredhall's disfellowshipping.

  I wouldn't go to the Kingdom Hall if there was a good dog humping going on in the parking lot.

  I need to lie down now.

  "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son." Dean Vernon Wormer, Faber College
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  A question to people born in the Borg*

  by Abaddon in

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  * that anyone can respond to even if they weren't born in, or even if they never were in the borg.

  the question is;.

  "when do you first remember realising that you were a jw, and that the rest of the world wasn't?!.

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  The first day of grade school (First grade, I didn't attend kindergarten). Before I left for school, my mother spent about and hour reminding me how to behave during the flag salute. I'm sure that somewhere in my subliminal awareness, the trauma of that first day of school still lurks and is somehow responsible for my misanthropic ways.

  Well, time for my pills. Later all!

  "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son." Dean Vernon Wormer, Faber College
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  1914

  by trykkleif in

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  i think i have read in the literature that the lord jesus became king in heaven on october 4th or 5th 1914. how is it possible to be so exact?.

  i don't find this in my bible?

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  Quite a bit of Russell's calculations involving 1914 and other dates involved the measurements of the Great Pyramids. Well now, weren't the pyramids constructed by pagans and designed by tyrannical Pharoah's who stood in opposition to the God of the Jews? So, the question one might actually have to ask is, why would "God" use measurements in the pyramids to enlighten his modern day spokesman?

  Maybe, it's a little like using the U.N. library to write Watchtower articles. Just a thought.

  "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son." Dean Vernon Wormer, Faber College
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  Classic Paragraphs in the Watchtower Study Ha Ha

  by Celtic in

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  ummmmmmmm it really does make you worry for the sanity of these people.. the watchtower january 15, 2000 you can know the future!

  (divination?).

  p18 para 17, the question is: how did certain brothers in el salvodor use ingenuity to preach to a man who at first did not want to hear the kingdom message?.

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  David Berkowitz dog talked to him. Remember Son of Sam? So what's the problem with this story?

  "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son." Dean Vernon Wormer, Faber College
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  How do you know if you're going to heaven?

  by Christiangal in

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  2. beliefs

  the only way to go to heaven is believing that jesus christ is god's son, and that he was sent here to earth to die on the cross for our sins.

  if you confess him as lord and savior, then and only then, will you be certain that you are going to heaven.

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  Things for which there exists no tangible evidence of their existence or occurance:

  1. God
  2. The human soul
  3. A spirit realm known as heaven
  4. Satan
  5. Demons
  6. The resurection of Christ
  7. The Noahacian flood
  8. Christ coming back to visit visibly or invisibly
  9. Brainwave activity in Mike Tyson

  "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son." Dean Vernon Wormer, Faber College
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  Personality Survey

  by ninjaturtle in

  1. jw
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  what's your personality type?

  take this test if you're not sure:.

  http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp.

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  drahcir yarrum

  I kid you not, my profile makes me a good cult leader. Anyone interested in moving with me to the mountains if Idaho?

  "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son." Dean Vernon Wormer, Faber College
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  Florida town casts out Satan

  by fodeja in

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  so that's florida for you then.. .

  inglis mayor carolyn risher said september 11 terror attacks inspired her to compose a proclamation banning satan from her town.

  inglis, florida (cnn) -- if he's thinking of visiting florida's west coast, satan might want to steer clear of inglis.. the mayor of this small fishing village in florida has declared the prince of darkness persona non grata -- in essence, telling him to go to the devil.. "satan, ruler of darkness, giver of evil, destroyer of what is good and just, is not now, nor ever again will be, a part of this town of inglis," mayor carolyn risher says in a proclamation, which was issued on official town stationery.. risher said the events of september 11 inspired her to pursue the proclamation, which the town commission supports.. "it gave me the inspiration that these people need to be ready if something like this was to happen to the town of inglis.

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  I have partied with Satan a few times and I can assure you he is good for the economy of a town. The mayor of Inglis needs to rethink this position.

  "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son." Dean Vernon Wormer, Faber College